What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya