What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.