What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!