What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.