Newfie Jokes

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree