What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.