How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.