How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

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What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.