Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Jesus ' Disciple Jokes More Jesus ' Disciple Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."