Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."