What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!