Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Prison

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What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

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Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.