Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

French Chef Jokes More French Chef Jokes

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Crepe Jokes More Crepe Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.