Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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They crepe themselves D