Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!