Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.