What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"