What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service