What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.