I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because they always want to be right.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
I don't know. They've never tried.
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Eruptile dysfunction.
There was no outlet
The schrodinger cat.