How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!