How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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What do you call a black attorney?

A brotha-in-law

What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

Defy Jokes More Defy Jokes

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!