Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn

Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ?

Argo down the shops ! Kn