Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ?

Argo down the shops ! Kn

Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn