What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.