What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

Natural Log Jokes More Natural Log Jokes

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?