What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"