What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!