Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.