Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.