What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Mourning wood! :)

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Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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Now I've got to cut you.

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a guacaMOLE

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He wanted to lay it on the line !

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It can look round.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.