My erection.
The ring bearer had an erection.
Get off at the next stop!
His mom was in a jam.
A cry for Alp !
They cut a head
Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
A slightsabre
Finding half of a roach in your food.