Straight Razor Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."