Straight Razor Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

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What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !