My erection.
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Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
They cut a head
Guacamole.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
About half of them.
Stirring it.
Deciding which to tell people first.
Your erection....
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"