Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.