Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon