Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.