Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".