Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.