What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.