What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.