What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish