What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!