Because a tuna can!
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Because the chicken was having a day off !
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There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
A poke-mon!
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
A nut for a jar of tuna.
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