Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!