Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!