Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP