Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Car Windshield Jokes More Car Windshield Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.