What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.