What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.