What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.