What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.