How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.