Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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I'm not Willie Nelson"

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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He was invited to thunday math.

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

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The specific ocean.

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Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

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Because he stays low key