What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.