What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.