What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.