Logic.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Common Sense
Common sense
You can tune a chainsaw.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.
A chainsaw.
Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down
Common Sense. I'll show myself out...
A: It's all in the grip.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The phone rang while she was ironing!
Because they drink it before it's cool.
Sandy
They're both annoying and want your money.
Me to instructor: See what I'm up against
He thought he was melting.
They will never listen to Logic or Reason.
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)
He kept trying to tune her G string.
A: The bow is moving.
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
