Logic.
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Common Sense
Common sense
You can tune a chainsaw.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.
A chainsaw.
Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down
Common Sense. I'll show myself out...
A: It's all in the grip.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
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They both fear the wurst
My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut
Because the testicles
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
A saxophone.
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
A bench can support a family.
Bat man can go a whole night without robin
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Because he's a sub woofer.
Because potholder was already taken
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
