Because the testicles
People laugh at my face.
Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
With a crowbar
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
A Scamtron.
Molest them
The Deviated Septon.