What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!