How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.