How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.