How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA