Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.