Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.