Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ?

None, Even Feminist have standarts

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Happy People Jokes More Happy People Jokes

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.