What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.