What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.