What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.