Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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Just a little before Eve

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One Mississippi.

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Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Holy

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.