Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.