Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!