How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.