Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*