Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What do you call a deaf Gynocologist?

A lip reader.

What do you call a gynecologist?

Lip Reader

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.