Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.