What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.