What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt