What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"