What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.