What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.