Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"