What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.