What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.