What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.