Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What kind of money does Mario use?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct