Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.