Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.