Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.