What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

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What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla