What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!