What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.